God Respond to Lawsuit
September 24th, 2007
The Christian God claims he is immune to American law…
In the even you did not know, recently a Senator from nebraska sued “God” demanding an injunction from terrorism, based on floods and hurricanes and the like. This was done to point out the flaws in the tort system and to show that anyoen can be sued for whatever reason.
“God” has responded to the suit, evidentally via magically appearing document (likely a zealot). The clerk claims it just miraculously appeared.
Its signed by “God”. I would think he has a better method than ink, but hey, what do I know. God claims that our courts do not have jurisdiction where he resides.
But now it seems the creator has responded to the lawsuit after a file apparently dropped in from the heavens.
“I created man and woman with free will and next to the promise of immortal life, free will is my greatest gift to you,” claims the response.
St Michael signed as a witness.










