A 39 year old women stole a doughnut. That in itself is puzzling. Why would someone do that?
Why would someone who had a warrant do that for? She stolle a 44 cent doughnut and of course the police came. The police found her hiding in a business across the street from the store she stole the doughnut from.
Store clerks seen her take the doughnut and stick it down the back of her pants. WHY? Ok you stole a doughnut but you stuck it next to your ass, I mean not only is that bad for your rump because who wants a sticky rump, but would you want the doughnut so much after that? And wouldn’t you need to steal coffee now?
When police were asked what kind of doughnut they recovered, officers replied, “Smooshed”